BABY MAMA MARKDOWN!

The Baby Mama Markdown
(siren) SOUND THE ALARM! Baby Mama Markdowns on special!
I’ve got 2 for 1 deals on Loneliness and insecurity: She will do anything to be chosen, and even more to be kept!She, Will keep her hair, nails , feet,eyebrows and makeup done! You will always catch her spending her last on Gucci, Coach BcBg and BeBe. You can catch her at every club and after party 20 minutes early. Depending on her schedule , You may even catch her in church Sunday ; praying for God to give her a good man. As a matter of fact you may even be able to purchase her right off of the pew. Wave two holy dollar bills her way and she will forget the Good Lords Name.
Also on sale, HALF OFF! Cha-CHING!! we’ve got the college/professional fatherless special.She is desperate to share her life with anyone willing to give her the time.She will give herself to anyman submitting to his pleasure to feel love.Hurry this deal wont last long , going fast!She will lose herself in the abyss of desperation, neglect her education, drop classes, skip work , swallow *%! Until it hurts and demote her worth to oblivion just so some “man “ can save her.This is a good catch Im telling you. It includes severe unawareness, not knowing the difference between love and lust, abuse and protection, security and codependency. She will even name her first born after you.
And Last but DEFINITELY not least we have the BUY ONE GET ONE HOODRAT MEGA EVENT! These knock offs will act several types of foolish in public.They will embarrass themselves and you in any public area all for the attention.One will fight the other , play on each others phone, ride by jobs, houses, local hang out spots and dedication waking hours to obsessing over each others myspace page updating their status’s to indirectly communicate with the other.One will race the other to get pregnant by you first so that she can show that other B that you really love her the most ! AND , get this!! When you disrespect her and leave her , she will fight stalk and harass any other female that you ever come in contact with. Due to overage on ignorance we are willing to share this abundance of ignorance with you free of charge. Please Pick one!
Oh? You don’t know where to find them you say? Call this Toll FREE # 1 900 -no -class or log on to Stopembarassingme.com to get more info. Also with a membership, we will include REFURBISHED baby MaMa’s, who need a man, ANY man :no respect necessary, nor job, standards, money , house etc.All she needs you to do is play daddy because no one has shown her to be a woman and take care of her responsibility’s left to her by one of our other clients.