Dear Customer

Dear Customer
Yes , I am the manager. I know that you have children , in some cases Grandkids my age, that doesn’t make me incapable of running this store. I don’t want to hear that you have records older than me. I don’t want you questioning where the other “ real” manger is. I really despise that look of disbelief when I approach. FIX YOUR FACE! And get over it.
Yes, I will help you with whatever I can. It is my job to make sure that you are accommodated while shopping here. However, this does NOT mean that I am your personal confidant , personal shopper, go getter, complaint taker etc. You don’t scare me with your threats to go to the competitors. I personally at this point , wish that you had gone to their store and gotten on their nerves instead. I am not giving you ANYTHING free just because you feel that you are ENTITLED to it . And please, Please understand that you WILL Not walk in here and tell me how to RUN MY STORE> You SHALL not disrespect my employees and boss them around. Just because you are miserable and have no one at home to listen to/put up with your horrible personality do not roam the aisles freely seeking an opportunity to complain. I DON’T CARE!
Had you not noticed, I am not scared of corporate. Customer complaints aren’t a death sentence. I will survive them and forget all about you .Stop stealing . Get a job! Don’t leave cups, wrappers, crumbs, and chicken bones in random places throughout the store. You are trifling. In case the memo missed you I am the store manager. Not a counselor, mediator, chef, slave, or anything other than manager. And I happen to be a woman , big deal. I don’t want you staring at me, or telling me how fine I am . Nor do I want you to stand 2 feet away from the restroom sign and ask “where is the restroom?” just to have a reason to get my attention. I also find it VERY unattractive when you step out of the restroom, hunt me down and ask me other useless questions. Im not flattered that you are walking 12 feet behind your wife to watch me.
F.Y.I Huffing and Puffing at me wont make me move faster either, just thought I would mention that. Heavy breathing doesn’t intimidate me, if you have Asthma feel free to stop by our pharmacy we have great deals on generic meds.
But I do appreciate your business(some of you ) Thank you , and have a great day.